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Featured Auctions
Auction ID Title Bids Minimum Bid Owner Time Left
23300 spices fifty thousand spices !!!!! 6 100,501 meat Emerald_Weapon 6d, 19h, 47m
23214 fancy opera glasses fancy opera glasses - 1 meat Dreamthief 1d, 3h, 7m
23231 bejeweled cufflinks bejeweled cufflinks 2 7 meat Ruby_Weapon 2d, 6h, 13m
23265 sturdy Crimbo crate 5 sturdy Crimbo crates - celebrate Crimbo in July 11 75,101 meat w_hacker 2d, 5h, 51m
23230 toast 559 Pieces of Delicious Toast! 4 22,461 meat halfvoid 2d, 5h, 49m
23301 red-and-green sweater Freddy Sweater - 1,000 meat
(10,000 buyout)		 Snot Grumble 4d, 22h, 10m
23276 unidentified jerky Jerky! 800 times 2-fullness food - chew on ancient emperors! 6 72,101 meat Ruby Eyes 18h, 40m
23311 Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill Lobster qua Grill - 8,000 meat
(30,000 buyout)		 ZennyRPG 2d, 23h, 7m
23292 Jack-in-the-box jack-in-the-box omg!!! 3 5,011 meat
(100,000 buyout)		 Skyler 22h, 46m
23280 stuffed tin of caviar Stuffed Tin of Caviar (39). 1 785 meat Ravensdance 5d, 38m
Current Auctions
Auction ID Title Bids Minimum Bid Owner Time Left
23286 stuffed treasure chest What is inside? Stuffed treasure is my bet. - 5,000 meat Niven the Squeamish 12h, 13m
23276 unidentified jerky Jerky! 800 times 2-fullness food - chew on ancient emperors! 6 72,101 meat Ruby Eyes 18h, 40m
23212 stuffed baby gravy fairy Stuffypalooza 5 43,101 meat DoucheAvenger 22h, 22m
23292 Jack-in-the-box jack-in-the-box omg!!! 3 5,011 meat
(100,000 buyout)		 Skyler 22h, 46m
23310 antique greaves Antique stuff! - 75,000 meat kingdom lotto man 22h, 59m
23214 fancy opera glasses fancy opera glasses - 1 meat Dreamthief 1d, 3h, 7m
23215 fancy opera glasses fancy opera glasses - 1 meat Emerald_Weapon 1d, 4h, 17m
23216 fancy opera glasses fancy opera glasses - 1 meat Emerald_Weapon 1d, 4h, 17m
23217 stuffed mink 10 stuffed mink 2 8,010 meat Emerald_Weapon 1d, 4h, 17m
23227 giant designer sunglasses ZOMG! (5) Five (5) moxious Designer Sunglasses, in bulk! The real Rodeo Drive type Paris Hilton would put on her purse rat!!!11 1 45,200 meat
(95,432 buyout)		 TheBub 1d, 5h, 3m
23296 Jack-in-the-box Box in the Jack? - 7,000 meat DmitrivonUppercut 1d, 5h, 43m
23297 peanut brittle shield Tree Time! Four Crimbo Tree Items! - 10,000 meat DmitrivonUppercut 1d, 5h, 44m
23220 stuffed astral badger stuffed astral badger (11) 4 11,101 meat
(22,000 buyout)		 Teeny Tiny Plastic Azrane 1d, 8h, 55m
23287 walrus ice cream Walrus Ice Cream! The Duchess will accept no substitute! Goo Goo Ga Joob! 1 5,010 meat
(15,000 buyout)		 antimarty 1d, 14h, 19m
23237 designer handbag designer handbag 6 45,100 meat Gramphos 1d, 15h, 12m
23290 Jack-in-the-box Jack-in-the-box - 1,000 meat Gramphos 1d, 21h, 49m
23293 Jack-in-the-box Jack-in-the-Box - 50,000 meat
(175,000 buyout)		 Hoboking257 2d, 1h, 4m
23294 unspeakable lozenges Squamous Gibberer Specific Equipment - 30,000 meat
(70,000 buyout)		 Hoboking257 2d, 1h, 7m
23266 Penultimate Fantasy chest 237 Penultimate Fantasy chests loaded with meat 3 100,501 meat w_hacker 2d, 5h, 41m
23298 stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech So many freaking stuffies! VIP & Otherwise! - 7,000 meat DmitrivonUppercut 2d, 5h, 47m
23299 stuffed treasure chest Keys & Chests! - 7,000 meat DmitrivonUppercut 2d, 5h, 48m
23228 black-and-blue light 10 black-and-blue light - 1 meat Dreamthief 2d, 5h, 48m
23229 stick-on eyebrow piercing 10 stick-on eyebrow piercing - 1 meat Dreamthief 2d, 5h, 48m
23267 Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i> vial of jus de larmes. get your ittah bittah hookah! 2 15,100 meat
(100,000 buyout)		 Kakaroth79 2d, 5h, 48m
23268 missing wine missing wine. get your ittah bittah hookah! 3 15,200 meat
(100,000 buyout)		 Kakaroth79 2d, 5h, 48m
23230 toast 559 Pieces of Delicious Toast! 4 22,461 meat halfvoid 2d, 5h, 49m
23265 sturdy Crimbo crate 5 sturdy Crimbo crates - celebrate Crimbo in July 11 75,101 meat w_hacker 2d, 5h, 51m
23231 bejeweled cufflinks bejeweled cufflinks 2 7 meat Ruby_Weapon 2d, 6h, 13m
23236 Crimbo Candy Cookbook Crimbo Candy Cookbook 2 15,100 meat Gramphos 2d, 15h, 9m
23238 stuffed Cheshire bitten 10 stuffed Cheshire bitten 2 9,011 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 47m
23239 garish pinky ring garish pinky ring - 1 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 47m
23240 garish pinky ring garish pinky ring - 1 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 47m
23241 garish pinky ring garish pinky ring - 1 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 47m
23242 giant designer sunglasses giant designer sunglasses 2 7 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 47m
23243 giant designer sunglasses giant designer sunglasses 3 8 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 47m
23244 giant designer sunglasses giant designer sunglasses 2 8 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 47m
23245 giant designer sunglasses giant designer sunglasses 2 8 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 48m
23246 giant designer sunglasses giant designer sunglasses 2 8 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 48m
23247 bejeweled cufflinks bejeweled cufflinks - 1 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 48m
23248 bejeweled cufflinks bejeweled cufflinks - 1 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 48m
23249 bejeweled cufflinks bejeweled cufflinks - 1 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 48m
23250 fancy opera glasses fancy opera glasses - 1 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 48m
23251 fancy opera glasses fancy opera glasses - 1 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 48m
23252 stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 10 stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 3 15,101 meat Scodi 2d, 15h, 48m
23253 stuffed stinky gravy fairy Stuffies with a minty freshness 3 6,511 meat Loco Ladle 2d, 17h, 11m
23291 stuffed treasure chest Stuffed treasure - 1,000 meat Gramphos 2d, 21h, 51m
23307 Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill Lobster qua what - 100 meat
(80,000 buyout)		 Snot Grumble 2d, 22h, 33m
23308 eggman noodles Get your eggman noodles here - 100 meat
(80,000 buyout)		 Snot Grumble 2d, 22h, 36m
23309 eggman noodles Get your eggman noodles here also - 100 meat
(80,000 buyout)		 Snot Grumble 2d, 22h, 36m
23311 Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill Lobster qua Grill - 8,000 meat
(30,000 buyout)		 ZennyRPG 2d, 23h, 7m
23256 fancy opera glasses fancy opera glasses - 1 meat Ruby_Weapon 3d, 4h, 6m
23257 cheap studded belt 10 cheap studded belt - 1 meat Dreamthief 3d, 4h, 44m
23258 foam dart 10 foam dart 2 2,011 meat Dreamthief 3d, 4h, 44m
23272 Crimbo Candy Cookbook Crimbo Candy Cookbook! 3 10,100 meat Spider Man 3d, 13h, 14m
23288 beautiful soup Beautiful Soup... Get your Hookah... Slurppy Soup... Beautiful Soup - 15,000 meat
(35,000 buyout)		 Cantor Malus 4d, 19h, 54m
23278 Jack-in-the-box Jack-in-the-box 2 1,010 meat Dreamthief 4d, 21h, 13m
23279 personal massager 10 personal massager 1 2 meat Dreamthief 4d, 21h, 13m
23301 red-and-green sweater Freddy Sweater - 1,000 meat
(10,000 buyout)		 Snot Grumble 4d, 22h, 10m
23303 Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i> Not your father's jus - 10,000 meat
(80,000 buyout)		 Snot Grumble 4d, 22h, 18m
23280 stuffed tin of caviar Stuffed Tin of Caviar (39). 1 785 meat Ravensdance 5d, 38m
23282 stuffed martini Stuffed Martini and Sword - 2,000 meat tiny plastic quant 5d, 2h, 6m
23285 &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion FULL SET of the 6 duchess items. get your ittah bittah hookah NOW! 3 60,101 meat
(600,000 buyout)		 Kakaroth79 5d, 10h, 20m
23289 blue plasma ball 10 blue plasma ball - 1 meat Dreamthief 5d, 19h, 57m
23302 stuffed treasure chest 20 Stuffed Chests & 20 Stuffed Keys - 10,000 meat
(50,000 buyout)		 Snot Grumble 5d, 22h, 14m
23295 designer handbag Designer Handbag (Purse Rat)! Get your obnoxious SlimeTube ML on! 1 10,100 meat
(125,000 buyout)		 Cysteine 6d, 1h, 34m
23300 spices fifty thousand spices !!!!! 6 100,501 meat Emerald_Weapon 6d, 19h, 47m
23304 stuffed spooky mushroom 11 Different Stuffies - 100 meat
(100,000 buyout)		 Snot Grumble 6d, 22h, 28m
23305 stuffed cocoabo 11 More Different Stuffies - 100 meat
(100,000 buyout)		 Snot Grumble 6d, 22h, 30m
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