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Featured Auctions
Auction ID Title Bids Minimum Bid Owner Time Left
14396 flavored foot massage oil Loads of Tasteful Items, Starting Bid is Less Than 2k Per! - 4,000,000 meat
(9,000,000 buyout)		 Gaara1357 6d, 22h, 36m
14262 personalized coffee mug Inventory Clearance - 201,000 meat
(250,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 41m
14225 personalized coffee mug (30) Personalized Coffee Mugs -- "Tasteful" and fun. Send them to your friends! 2 302 meat Kayvon 1d, 9h, 5m
14354 meat vortex 300 Meat Vortexes<-----Vortex Away! 1 40,100 meat
(200,000 buyout)		 Jixnoob3 2d, 21h, 1m
14393 pair of ragged claws 298 crazy claws..O_o"*runs away* - 10,000,000 meat
(20,000,000 buyout)		 moon98 1d, 23h, 30m
14362 stuffed tin of caviar 38 stuffed tins of caviar - 125,000 meat JizzMasterZero 1d, 16h, 10m
14385 designer handbag Designer Handbag! Rare Familiar. - 1,000,000 meat zhirzzh 4d, 11h, 53m
14268 designer handbag Designer Handbag! Don't be the last one to have one of these amazing purse rats! 10 1,401,000 meat Emerald_Weapon 1d, 2h, 19m
14249 stuffed astral badger 10 angry badgers - 10,000 meat
(30,000 buyout)		 Invisible 2d, 23h, 44m
14357 seal-clubbing club mixed bag of starter items 1 103 meat
(5,100 buyout)		 Dessalvara 5d, 14h, 56m
Current Auctions
Auction ID Title Bids Minimum Bid Owner Time Left
14238 designer handbag Designer Handbag - 1,500,000 meat
(5,000,000 buyout)		 Chanifean 9h, 30m
14290 rubber WWJD? bracelet 2 rubber WWJD bracelets 3 805 meat badgrrl 12h, 57m
14291 rubber WWSPD? bracelet 2 rubber WWSPD bracelet 3 805 meat badgrrl 12h, 58m
14292 rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 2 rubber WWtNSD bracelets 3 805 meat badgrrl 12h, 59m
14240 club necklace Klaw Machine Club Necklace - 2,000 meat moxymilknmeat 13h, 2m
14293 personalized coffee mug 45 personalized coffee mugs 1 4,510 meat badgrrl 13h, 3m
14294 pet rock &quot;Groucho&quot; disguise 21 pet rock "Groucho" disguises 1 2,110 meat badgrrl 13h, 4m
14295 pet rock &quot;Snooty&quot; disguise 39 pet rock "Snooty" disguises 1 3,910 meat badgrrl 13h, 5m
14296 personal massager 22 personal massagers 1 2,210 meat badgrrl 13h, 6m
14297 Amulet of Yendor 38 Amulet of Yendor 1 3,810 meat badgrrl 13h, 7m
14298 bag of airline peanuts 38 bags of airline peanuts 1 3,810 meat badgrrl 13h, 8m
14299 black-and-blue light 36 black-and-blue lights 1 3,610 meat badgrrl 13h, 9m
14300 blue plasma ball 34 blue plasma balls 1 3,410 meat badgrrl 13h, 10m
14301 clown hammer 23 clown hammers - squeak squeak! 1 2,310 meat badgrrl 13h, 11m
14302 defective skull 34 defective skulls 1 3,410 meat badgrrl 13h, 14m
14303 cymbal syrup 55 cymbal syrup 1 5,510 meat badgrrl 13h, 15m
14304 fake fake vomit 28 fake fake vomit 1 2,810 meat badgrrl 13h, 16m
14305 encoder ring 37 encoder rings 1 3,710 meat badgrrl 13h, 17m
14306 Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 31 Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 1 3,110 meat badgrrl 13h, 20m
14307 joybuzzer 31 joybuzzers 1 3,110 meat badgrrl 13h, 21m
14308 mood ring 58 mood rings 1 5,810 meat badgrrl 13h, 22m
14309 jazz soap 36 jazz soap 1 3,610 meat badgrrl 13h, 23m
14310 foam dart 36 foam darts 1 3,610 meat badgrrl 13h, 24m
14311 flavored foot massage oil 42 flavored foot massage oils 1 4,210 meat badgrrl 13h, 25m
14312 explosion-flavored chewing gum 28 explosion flavored chewing gum 1 2,810 meat badgrrl 13h, 27m
14313 fake hand 24 fake hands 6 45,100 meat badgrrl 13h, 28m
14314 yellow snowcone 24 yellow snowcones - don't eat 'em 1 2,410 meat badgrrl 13h, 31m
14315 x-ray specs 41 x-ray specs 1 4,110 meat badgrrl 13h, 32m
14316 wind-up chattering teeth 23 wind-up chattering teeth 1 2,310 meat badgrrl 13h, 33m
14317 black candy heart 23 black candy hearts 1 2,310 meat badgrrl 13h, 35m
14318 bejeweled cufflinks 4 bejeweled cufflinks 1 4,010 meat badgrrl 13h, 36m
14319 cheap studded belt 33 cheap studded belts 1 3,310 meat badgrrl 13h, 45m
14320 rubber emo roe 35 rubber emo roe 1 3,510 meat badgrrl 13h, 46m
14321 diamond necklace 1 diamond necklace 2 3,511 meat badgrrl 13h, 47m
14322 heart necklace 1 heart necklace 2 9,011 meat badgrrl 13h, 47m
14323 stick-on eyebrow piercing 32 stick-on eyebrow piercings 1 3,210 meat badgrrl 13h, 48m
14324 stuffed angry cow 3 stuffed angry cows 2 1,011 meat badgrrl 13h, 49m
14325 stuffed astral badger 5 stuffed astral badgers 1 505 meat badgrrl 13h, 49m
14326 giant designer sunglasses 1 giant designer sunglasses 2 8,810 meat badgrrl 13h, 50m
14327 whoopie cushion 32 whoopie cushions 1 3,210 meat badgrrl 13h, 51m
14328 stuffed Hodgman stuffed Hodgman - 100,000 meat badgrrl 13h, 52m
14329 stuffed baby gravy fairy 15 fairies 1 1,510 meat badgrrl 13h, 55m
14330 stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 10 stuffed Baron von Ratsworths 2 20,100 meat badgrrl 13h, 57m
14331 stuffed Cheshire bitten 3 stuffed Cheshire bittens 1 301 meat badgrrl 13h, 57m
14332 stuffed tin of caviar 7 stuffed tins of caviar 1 7,010 meat badgrrl 13h, 58m
14333 stuffed teddy butler 11 stuffed teddy butlers 1 11,100 meat badgrrl 13h, 59m
14334 stuffed mink 6 stuffed mink 1 605 meat badgrrl 14h, 1m
14335 stuffed cocoabo 5 stuffed cocoabo 1 505 meat badgrrl 14h, 2m
14336 stuffed crazy bastard sword 5 stuffed crazy bastard swords 1 5,010 meat badgrrl 14h, 3m
14338 stuffed martini 7 stuffed martinis 1 7,010 meat badgrrl 14h, 4m
14339 stuffed Meat 11 stuffed Meat 1 11,100 meat badgrrl 14h, 4m
14341 stuffed monocle 13 stuffed monocles 1 13,100 meat badgrrl 14h, 5m
14342 stuffed scary death orb 2 stuffed scary death orbs 1 201 meat badgrrl 14h, 6m
14343 stuffed undead elbow macaroni 3 stuffed undead elbow macaroni 1 301 meat badgrrl 14h, 7m
14344 magical ice cube with a fly in it 33 magical ice cubes with flies in them 3 120,501 meat badgrrl 14h, 13m
14345 calle de miel with a fly in it 8 assorted fly drinks 2 1,014 meat badgrrl 14h, 15m
14360 stuffed treasure chest VIP Stuffed Treasure Chest and Stuffed Key 1 25,100 meat
(50,000 buyout)		 Randomlord 15h, 55m
14248 designer handbag Get your own designer handbag / purse rat! - 1,500,000 meat
(5,000,000 buyout)		 scizzix 21h, 44m
14268 designer handbag Designer Handbag! Don't be the last one to have one of these amazing purse rats! 10 1,401,000 meat Emerald_Weapon 1d, 2h, 19m
14378 bejeweled cufflinks 72 VIP Mr. Klaw items - 9 different items, with 11 keys and 18 chests! 4 20,100 meat Banto 1d, 4h, 17m
14380 stuffed baby gravy fairy 56 Mr. Klaw stuffied gravy fairies - collect them all! 1 5,010 meat Banto 1d, 4h, 52m
14381 heart necklace 8 different Mr. Klaw necklaces - Includes 1 Heart Necklace! 1 10,100 meat Banto 1d, 4h, 54m
14382 stuffed cocoabo 129 Mr. Klaw stuffies - 10 different types (not quite so ridiculous!) 1 10,100 meat Banto 1d, 4h, 56m
14383 flavored foot massage oil 153 different Tasteful gifts - give them to your clanmates - 10,000 meat Banto 1d, 4h, 59m
14225 personalized coffee mug (30) Personalized Coffee Mugs -- "Tasteful" and fun. Send them to your friends! 2 302 meat Kayvon 1d, 9h, 5m
14362 stuffed tin of caviar 38 stuffed tins of caviar - 125,000 meat JizzMasterZero 1d, 16h, 10m
14363 stuffed treasure chest 3 stuffed treasure chests 1 50,100 meat JizzMasterZero 1d, 16h, 10m
14364 stuffed mink 51 stuffed mink - 153,000 meat JizzMasterZero 1d, 16h, 11m
14365 stuffed Meat 14 stuffed meat - 50,000 meat JizzMasterZero 1d, 16h, 12m
14226 black-and-blue light Tasteful Items - 25,000 meat Momhat_the_Untamed 1d, 16h, 12m
14366 stuffed martini 12 stuffed martinis - 50,000 meat JizzMasterZero 1d, 16h, 13m
14367 stuffed crazy bastard sword 23 stuffed crazy bastard swords - 100,000 meat JizzMasterZero 1d, 16h, 13m
14227 rubber WWBD? bracelet Klaw Crap - 20,000 meat Momhat_the_Untamed 1d, 16h, 15m
14368 stuffed baby gravy fairy 200+ stuffed gravy fairies - 100,000 meat JizzMasterZero 1d, 16h, 15m
14369 stuffed monocle 53 stuffed monocles - 175,000 meat JizzMasterZero 1d, 16h, 16m
14370 stuffed mind flayer 46 stuffed mind flayers - 20,000 meat JizzMasterZero 1d, 16h, 17m
14371 stuffed scary death orb 33 stuffed scary death orbs - 16,000 meat JizzMasterZero 1d, 16h, 18m
14229 stuffed hand turkey Stuffies! - 75,000 meat Momhat_the_Untamed 1d, 16h, 22m
14230 stuffed stinky gravy fairy More Stuffies! - 25,000 meat Momhat_the_Untamed 1d, 16h, 24m
14393 pair of ragged claws 298 crazy claws..O_o"*runs away* - 10,000,000 meat
(20,000,000 buyout)		 moon98 1d, 23h, 30m
14376 bejeweled cufflinks Bejeweled Cufflinks - 5,000 meat
(20,000 buyout)		 Scodi 2d, 2h, 24m
14377 fancy opera glasses Fancy opera glasses 3 11,001 meat
(20,000 buyout)		 Scodi 2d, 2h, 25m
14379 bejeweled cufflinks bejeweled cufflinks - 11,000 meat JizzMasterZero 2d, 4h, 44m
14384 designer handbag Designer Handbag! - 1,000,000 meat
(3,000,000 buyout)		 Kza 2d, 6h, 7m
14288 stuffed baby gravy fairy Normal Stuffies 2 12,101 meat The Incredible Ro 2d, 10h, 58m
14289 rubber WWBD? bracelet 2 rubber WWBD bracelets 2 756 meat badgrrl 2d, 12h, 51m
14387 fancy opera glasses Enjoy "Tosca" better with these! - 15,000 meat
(30,000 buyout)		 MaryNara 2d, 13h, 8m
14346 flavored foot massage oil 700 Hilarious Items 3 150,500 meat AJ_Rimmer 2d, 15h, 7m
14242 magical ice cube with a fly in it You're so close to that Cantina Commander trophy, THESE WILL PUT YOU OVER ALREADY! 9 125,500 meat sAul 2d, 15h, 22m
14277 stuffed Baron von Ratsworth VIP Stuffies! 5 Barons and 4 monocles! 2 18,100 meat Goobertina 2d, 15h, 49m
14278 stuffed crazy bastard sword VIP Stuffie! 1 Stuffed Crazy Bastard Sword 2 2,010 meat Goobertina 2d, 15h, 51m
14279 stuffed martini VIP Stuffies! 1 martini, 2 minks, 2 caviar, 4 teddy butlers, and 5 meat! 2 40,100 meat Goobertina 2d, 15h, 57m
14389 stuffed martini Stuffed Martini and stuffed Crazy Bastard Sword combo - changes your avatar to the Martini guy - 5,000 meat
(40,000 buyout)		 Xen0s 2d, 17h, 54m
14390 stuffed undead elbow macaroni Stuffed undead elbow macaroni (relatively rare stuffie - complete your collection today!) - 2,000 meat
(10,000 buyout)		 Xen0s 2d, 18h, 7m
14247 baby cuddlefish Get a little cuddly with the whelp of the sea, ALREADY! 4 50,100 meat sAul 2d, 20h, 18m
14354 meat vortex 300 Meat Vortexes<-----Vortex Away! 1 40,100 meat
(200,000 buyout)		 Jixnoob3 2d, 21h, 1m
14397 garish pinky ring Garish Pinky Ring - 8,000 meat JizzMasterZero 2d, 22h, 41m
14249 stuffed astral badger 10 angry badgers - 10,000 meat
(30,000 buyout)		 Invisible 2d, 23h, 44m
14251 stuffed baby gravy fairy lots of Fairies that need a good home - 50,000 meat
(100,000 buyout)		 Invisible 2d, 23h, 49m
14252 Amulet of Yendor Inventory Clearance - 3,000 meat
(10,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 33m
14253 bag of airline peanuts Inventory Clearance - 41,000 meat
(50,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 35m
14255 black-and-blue light Inventory Clearance - 207,000 meat
(250,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 36m
14256 cheap studded belt Inventory Clearance - 198,000 meat
(225,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 37m
14257 cymbal syrup Inventory Clearance - 43,000 meat
(50,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 38m
14258 explosion-flavored chewing gum Inventory Clearance - 39,000 meat
(50,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 38m
14259 foam dart Inventory Clearance - 144,000 meat
(175,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 39m
14260 joybuzzer Inventory Clearance - 39,000 meat
(50,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 40m
14261 Loudmouth Larry Lamprey Inventory Clearance - 47,000 meat
(65,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 41m
14262 personalized coffee mug Inventory Clearance - 201,000 meat
(250,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 41m
14263 pet rock &quot;Groucho&quot; disguise Inventory Clearance - 42,000 meat
(50,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 41m
14264 pet rock &quot;Snooty&quot; disguise Inventory Clearance - 32,000 meat
(50,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 42m
14265 rubber emo roe Inventory Clearance - 50,000 meat
(75,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 44m
14266 stick-on eyebrow piercing Inventory Clearance - 217,000 meat
(250,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 44m
14267 yellow snowcone Inventory Clearance - 55,000 meat
(70,000 buyout)		 InSinYou8 3d, 46m
14347 giant needle (500) Giant Needles -- Pulverize them for fun and profit! 5 101,000 meat Kayvon 4d, 8h, 13m
14286 designer handbag Designer handbag - rare VIP Mr. Klaw item familiar 8 999,500 meat Spiderboy 4d, 9h, 37m
14385 designer handbag Designer Handbag! Rare Familiar. - 1,000,000 meat zhirzzh 4d, 11h, 53m
14351 designer handbag Designer handbag - 1,000,000 meat
(4,000,000 buyout)		 Framistan 4d, 17h, 47m
14388 wax lips Wax lips - familiar equipment, gives you +3 stats per fight - 6,000,000 meat
(12,000,000 buyout)		 Xen0s 4d, 17h, 48m
14391 scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 100 Scratch 'n' sniff stickers ! 20 each of apple, dragon, rock, UPC and wrestler 2 1,011 meat
(25,000 buyout)		 OutOfMind 4d, 18h, 27m
14373 cursed black pearl onion 250 Silly cursed items! 4 50,200 meat Vashnar 4d, 19h, 53m
14398 flavored foot massage oil Tastefuls! - 1,000,000 meat
(2,500,000 buyout)		 the great white multi 4d, 23h, 2m
14356 stuffed crazy bastard sword Lot of VIP stuffies 2 67,100 meat Sythel 5d, 2h, 36m
14357 seal-clubbing club mixed bag of starter items 1 103 meat
(5,100 buyout)		 Dessalvara 5d, 14h, 56m
14358 heart necklace Klaw necklaces 1 21,100 meat Dessalvara 5d, 14h, 57m
14359 rubber WWJD? bracelet Klaw bracelets. - 15,000 meat Dessalvara 5d, 14h, 59m
14394 black pension check 100 Black Picnics & Pension Checks - 200,000 meat
(250,000 buyout)		 OutOfMind 6d, 20h, 18m
14396 flavored foot massage oil Loads of Tasteful Items, Starting Bid is Less Than 2k Per! - 4,000,000 meat
(9,000,000 buyout)		 Gaara1357 6d, 22h, 36m
14399 deck of tropical cards Tropical Items, Yeah! - 550,000 meat
(1,000,000 buyout)		 JANT19294 6d, 23h, 4m
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